Buy Me A Present

Sometimes, Guy is not great at social gatherings. He’s not awkward or antisocial, but he does give off intense waves of This Is a Nightmare. It gives me that did-I-forget-to-flush-the-toilet feeling. During a recent visit with family (not his), after using the bathroom, making a call, texting a co-worker, checking email, taking a call, and dedicating a thorough read to what I think was an Avoid Workplace Accidents sign, he remembered the gift shop. Luckily for him I remembered to ask for a present.

I’ve never felt more alive.